Catty Wax Master Scent List:
#freekaren: (RHOP) Freshly fried funnel cake drizzled with raspberry sauce and topped with marshmallow. A delicious, sweet blend that’s one of my bakery favorites. Fool everyone into thinking you made something delicious, then throw a faux press conference to talk about something else.
A Few Good Summers Left (RHONY): Shape Bags
A deliciously sexy, tropical mix of strawberry and coconut cream. A cool blend that’s perfect for foodies - chefs are sure to love it!
Avery’s Favorite Apple Pie (RHONY): Large Shapes
A mixture of fresh bakery scents, cinnamon & warm spices, slow baked apples and a flaky, buttery crust that Ramona’s best friend (and daughter) Avery, calls her favorite.
Bezerkshires Halloween: (RHONY) A festive blend of toasty fireside marshmallows, vanilla bean Noel and gingerbread pumpkin. Reminds me of eating gingerbread cookies by the fireplace. Careful if Lu’s lighting the fire!
Bubba’s Couch (VPR) Notes of blackberry, detergent and spun sugar blend into the perfect mix of sweet and clean - A lovely blend of candy stuck in the couch & the never ending fresh laundry that Katie seems to be continually folding.
Cartagena Boat Trip (RHONY) A refreshing blend of sea salt, fresh, clean air and cool ocean breezes. The perfect calming blend after a boat ride from hell, and covers the scent of Montezuma’s revenge like a champ.
Christmas in the Berkshires: (RHONY) A delicious, Christmas scent featuring pine, fresh baked cookies, peppermint and more. Comforting and inviting, like a good get together thrown by Dorinda. Have you heard? She makes it nice!
Chunky Sweater (VPR) A masculine, clean blend of sweater weather, driftwood and clean laundry fresh out of the dryer. Smells so good you’ll be sad that you had to rip it off & fight in a Vegas strip mall parking lot.
Creole Queen: (RHOP) Fresh, hot beignets dipped in hot chocolate topped with whipped cream. A delicious, sweet blend that’s one of my bakery favorites!
Dubin’s Cubans: (RHONY) Cuban tobacco, sea salt, birch, black pepper & avocado. Spicy and mysterious, just like that old fox Harry Dubin - probably sitting at The Regency right now, cigar in hand. This is a great mixer.
Eat Some Bread!: (RHOBH) A delicious mix of lightly spiced Amish bread mixed with crusty baked bread. This is a delicious bakery blend that smells fresh from the oven. Great for striking fear in your annoying friends like Teddi. In those cases, don’t melt after midnight.
Farrah-ween: (RHOBH) A delicious blend of pumpkin firewood. The perfect blend for erecting a full size carnival including farris wheel in your back yard to celebrate your adult daughter’s birthday. And show off your wealth.
Flying Private (VPR) Reminiscent of your very best private jet vacation to a tropical luxury spa. A fruity, floral blend featuring melons, berries, musk, vanilla, plum, jasmine and a touch of milk & honey. A sweet, exotic mix your sugar daddy is sure to love (for now).
Gone With the Wind Fabulous: (RHOA) The warm fall scents of warm zucchini bread fresh from the oven & spiced chai tea. Fresh fig brightens the mix and twirls everything together.
Grand Dame: (RHOP) Gorgeous blend of rose jam, velvet sugar and tonka bean. A sweet, floral mix that’s so diving even Mrs. Huger would love it. The rose, velvet sugar and tonka work beautifully together making sure it’s not too floral or too sweet - it’s just right!
Hampton’s Clambake (RHONY) Ocean breeze, coconut milk, lavender, sea salt and orchid. This scent really smells like clean, calming, ocean breezes to me. The perfect scent to calm you down after a tacky friend leaves your clam bake early - taking a bag of lobsters.
Here Lies Shannon Beador: RHOBH Sweet sage melds with lemongrass, fresh air, line dried laundry, bergamot, & herbs. The haunting scent of jasmine in wild woods is left lingering.
Hind Tit Tinsley: (RHOA) A sweet creamy blend of vanilla milk, lavender milk, milk & honey. A smooth, calming blend that can soothes Tins to sleep as she forever suckles the hind tit.
Ibiza StrawberRAY (RHONY) Who doesn’t love a good coconut cream pie with strawberries and a pink sugar cookie crust? The pink sugar cookie really compliments the strawberry and the coconut cream mellows everything out. Who do you know that wouldn’t love that? WHOoOoOoOooo?
Kentucky Muffin (VPR) A blend of fresh baked buttery sweet cornbread muffins with a blackberry swirl and crunchy vanilla topping. As delicious to smell as Seasons 1-3 of VPR is to watch.
Lady Morgan’s Manor: (RHONY) Woodsy blend of bonfire, falling leaves and apple butter. The apple butter adds a hint of spicy sweetness. A complex, smoky blend that’s very different
Mention ALL the Berries (RHONY) Bursting with fresh raspberries, blueberries, strawberries, blackberries and cherries. You wanted all the berries? We have them ALL right here in this juicy, sweet and tart berry blend.
Mimicker: (RHOD) Smells exactly like Lime, Basil and Mandarin by a company who sounds a lot like “Doe Nalone”. A gorgeous, light, bright and citrusy scent.
Pie for Breakfast: (RHOBH) Spiced pumpkin, creamy coffee and marshmallow fluff. A great morning blend to get you going! Feel like you ate pie & drank coffee even if you didn’t - like Erika, lol.
Raquel’s Ice Cream Party (VPR) Sweet vanilla & rich chocolate ice cream, fresh baked waffle cones, candy sprinkles and gooey caramel with a dollop of whipped cream. Everything poor Raquel deserved in an ice cream party but thanks to stoopid *MATH* she was stuck watching lame-ass Winnie the Pooh while everyone else ate delicious ice cream.
Rinna’s Lunch Bag (RHOBH) A nutty blend featuring pistachio macarons, brown sugar, marshmallow cake and candied figs. It’s a mysterious, sweet blend that reminds you of those disco biscuit filled nights at Studio 54. A complex sweet blend that’s sultry, sexy and just a little nutty.
Scary Island: (RHONY) A sweet blend of jellybeans, gummy bears and lollipops.
Singer Stinger (RHONY) A tart blend of iced champagne, cranberry and juicy raspberry mixed with muddled salty limes, oranges and a touch of tequila.
Tinsley’s Big Top Circus (RHONY) Get the festivities started with this big top blend featuring crackerjacks, pink AND blue cotton candy, candied apples & of course pinot grigio. A delicious blend that gives you all the exciting scents of the circus - minus the tears!
Trolly Smack: (RHOD) A bright blend of cranberry and yuzu. A perfect, citrus berry blend that will smack you in the face...or trolly! One of my favorites!!
Tupac from Utah: (VPR) A mix exploding with black cherries, fizzy fruity pop rocks and mouth watering bubble gum. The perfect blend if you’re trying to get popped!
Turtle Time Tartlets (RHONY) A blend of tart lemon curd is topped with sweet juicy blueberries on a buttery fresh baked, crunchy cookie crust. A lemony, bakery, blueberry blend that’s a little sweet and just a little bit tart.
Utah Gangster (VPR) A juicy mix of popping pink bubble gum, a burst of cherry and citrusy fizzy pop rocks. You wanna get popped?
Vanderpump Pink Drink (RHOBH/VPR) Allllll the pinks - pink lemonade, pink champagne and pink mimosa come together in this GORGEOUS blend dahhhling. A tart, tropical blend that smells like the color pink!
Vow Renewal: (ALL) A sultry, mix of woodsmoke, falling leaves, oak moss, peppermint candy and amber. A mysterious, woodsy but bright and just a touch sweet scent to me. Full of hope - like that last grab for your once burning hunk of love. Good luck, might as well get a name tattoo while you’re at it.
West Palm Beach: (RHONY) A delicious, calming blend coconut and lavender. A little tropical, a little clean and very calming. Don’t get popped for a drunk & disorderly melt this one & BE COOL...
Who Gon’ Check Me, Boo? (RHOA) A delicious bowl of Boo Berry cereal and sweet milk. The perfect childhood memory - and one of my favorite lines from RHOA.
Sampler Packs: Chunks
Don’t be all, like…uncool
Housewives Lavender 6 pack
Yoga “Camp” (RHONJ) The smoothest blend of lavender, lemon and bergamot melds with soy milk, heart of lavender, Tonka bean and musk. (Lavender Milk)
Earl Grey + Lavender Lisa (RHOBH) A delicious and calming mix of lavender, bergamot and black teas. A true earl grey tea scent blended with sweet lavender. Never bitter, smooth and timeless - like the queen!
Lavender Bailey Bellinis (RHOA) A gorgeous, clean blend of apricot, lavender, lemon zest, plum blossom, orange flower & cyclamen. One of my very favorite scents!
Chillin’ at the Round Up (RHOD) A calming mix of spearmint, peppermint swizzle, lavender rocks, rosemary, fraser fir and driftwood. Perfect for blending after a long yoga session at “camp”.
Just for Lazy Mom’s (RHOP) Lavender marshmallow, barber shoppe and clean laundry. The laundry note in this is not cotton, it’s a softer scent (I love it). Put in a load of laundry, place this in the melter, lie down and take a nap! I’m sure the kids will be fine (*disclaimer* I have no children).
Go to Sleep. GO TO SLEEP! (RHONY) A mix of calming lavender, chamomile, vanilla milk, lemongrass and black currant. The perfect relaxing scent after a crazy night out with the gals.